- me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
- me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
- me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN